Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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