THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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