my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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