we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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