i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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