i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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