those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
This is the high leading the old right now
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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