Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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