It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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