Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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