so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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