Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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