hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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