You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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