My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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