so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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