she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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