i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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