I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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