he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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