I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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