SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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