then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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