you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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