i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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