And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Sext me about skeletons
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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