Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This is my gift to your gina
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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