Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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