i permit you to call me
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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