Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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