He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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