Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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