so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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