Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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