We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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