Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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