doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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