I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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