I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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