Sponge bath it is.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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