So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize