Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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