i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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