ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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