you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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