drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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