You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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