i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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