party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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