At least make sure they are 18
Why
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
