I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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