love makes seman taste better
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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