24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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