Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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