Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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